Every Thursday is Seniors Day at the casino. Liver and Onions is the weekly special. Nobody is neutral about Liver and Onions, they either love it or hate it.
Yesterday a patron left my Three Card Poker table to go have lunch with his wife. He came back raving about the meal:
"That's the best liver I've had since my mother died!" I told him I was glad he had enjoyed the meal.
"Yes," he reminisced, "Mother was a heavy drinker. Her liver was excellent!"