Friday, May 04, 2007

A Geriatric Cannibal Joke

Every Thursday is Seniors Day at the casino. Liver and Onions is the weekly special. Nobody is neutral about Liver and Onions, they either love it or hate it.

Yesterday a patron left my Three Card Poker table to go have lunch with his wife. He came back raving about the meal:

"That's the best liver I've had since my mother died!" I told him I was glad he had enjoyed the meal.

"Yes," he reminisced, "Mother was a heavy drinker. Her liver was excellent!"

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